DO:

— stop and pet a puppy or kitten (especially Ozy)
— wear what looks good on you (unless it involves fringe)
— ask him about his niece (1) and nephews (5)
— ask him to speak Mandarin (he might throw in some
— dirty words)

DON’T:

— touch the radio when you’re in his car
— mess up his work space
— ask him to use a Chancery font
— be surprised when his face turns red after one drink